NAIL POLISH.
Thanks to an abundance of OPI nail polish reblogs, I was sadly influenced to waste 17 bucks last week. I guess I was expecting the bottle to conjure up some sort of magic for the amount I coughed up. Truth is, OPI nail polish is shit. I mean, what’s so great about it? If I wanted my fingernails black, I should’ve filled it in with a fucking sharpie, then use that same sharpie to write, “OPI NAIL POLISH SUCKS TINY BALLS” all over some random person’s wall. THANK THE LORD I didn’t blow $50 on Chanel nail polish or else ya’ll would’ve seen all HEYYYLL break lose on yo dashboard. So here’s my advice to anyone wanting to buy nail polish, errthang is the same shit, so might as well go to Chinatown and get that shit for “ONE DOLLA ONE DOLLA”. Kbye.
